To think of your business from a team perspective.
To hire industry specific knowledgeable professionals.
To appreciate the risks in hiring friends and relatives.
To keep lines of communication open with your customers.
Background:
No matter how small your
small business, you are going to need help. You are going to need to assemble a
support team. David Ogilvy, the famous advertising guru, wrote "First,
make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround
yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them to get on
with it."
Every business will need an attorney, accountant and one or more mentors. Start
thinking immediately about who would be appropriate to these roles. As you
conduct your research, you will have the opportunity to ask those in the
industry whom they use. When you start hearing the same names, you will have
your leads. Lee Iacocca, former CEO of Chrysler, said "Start with good
people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and
reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you can't miss."
For your attorney and accountant, you will choose skilled professionals who
will be able to do more than simply fill out forms. As both you and your
business become more sophisticated, you will want to seek the legal and
financial counsel of specialists who know the intricacies of your specific
industry. From these specialists, you can expect both specific advice and
specific networking opportunities.
You want experienced professionals who have seen it
all before. Why pay for people who are going to learn or have no interest in
learning the intricacies of your business from you? You want to be able to ask
a question and get an answer. You don't want to have to go into a half hour
explanation of how your business works every time you make a call. This can get
very tiresome and expensive.
The right attorney and good accountant will prove to be valuable members of
your entrepreneurial team. Each should be privy to and support your objectives
and goals. You should not be shy in asking him or her both to critique ideas
and offer suggestions.
You may work alone but you should never feel alone. Even if you work without a
staff, you should think of yourself as the decision-making leader of a larger
team. Remember that with a team approach, the advice of your team of attorney,
accountant, contractors, vendors, suppliers and mentors are as near as the
buttons on your telephone. With call conferencing, you can even hold a meeting
or a brainstorming session on the telephone.
In most small businesses, you will not work alone but will
require a staff of employees. There will be both state and federal equal
opportunity guidelines to which you must adhere in your hiring. These
guidelines will extend to how you can advertise and what questions you may ask
prospective employees.
Be sure that you do your hiring carefully because it is a lot easier to hire
someone than to fire them. At best, you want to hire a staff that shares your
business vision and your commitment to customer service. As you continue to
evaluate other businesses, you will find companies that take the mission of
hiring appropriate personnel seriously and those who must have taken the easier
route and hired anything breathing that walked through the door.
Refer a prospective hire to Success.org and
the Action Principles®. Ask them to read the book and come back for a second
interview. At the second interview, ask them which is their favorite
principle. From their answer, you will probably have a good idea if they have
completed the assignment, how smart they are, and how much they want the job.
You want more than warm bodies working for your business. You want
representatives. You want people who can answer questions patiently. If they
are selling, you want people who aren't intimidated by asking for the business.
This confidence will come to them through your example, your training and your
product knowledge.
You want people who will take
the initiative and say, "Sir" and "Ma'am" and "May I help you?" and "Thank you" and "Please come again." You want people
with a genuine smile to whom work is more an opportunity than a tedious task to
acquire money for the weekend.
These days, politeness is becoming such a rare commodity that it can become
your own quality control test. People will notice politeness and good manners
to the extent that these characteristics exhibited by your staff will draw
comment. If people stop commenting on the good nature and politeness of your
staff, you'll know that you have a problem.
One pleasant helpful customer service representative is worth many thousands in print advertising.
This does not mean that some customers won't be rude and obnoxious. This does
not mean that the customer "is always right." Sometimes, the customer
is wrong. However, you and your staff must be guided by the Action Principles®,
which means to use common sense. You don't want to lose an established customer
who may spend thousands of dollars over a one hundred dollar disagreement. This
said, there are customers who may abuse your generosity and are better sent to
your competitors. Of course, the decision to cut loose those few resource
draining customers should only be made by senior management.
Where do you find good staff? Recommendations are your best bet. You should
encourage solid employees to recommend other solid employees. You should seek
names from high school/trade school guidance counselors and/or college
placement officers. You should speak with members of the clergy. You should
read the local newspapers for stories on outstanding young people and you
should take the initiative in seeking them out. You should look for employees
among your customers. As always, your eyes and ears should be open. If you see
someone in another business or personal setting and the occasion is
appropriate, you should mention that you are looking for his or her type of
help for your own business.
If you take these steps, in the long run you will have a much stronger staff
than if you had taken the lazy man's approach of a "Help Wanted" sign
in the window or a classified ad in the newspaper.
Be prepared.
Working as an entrepreneur, the chances are good that you will automatically be
seen as head and shoulders above your contemporaries. The ego boost is nice but
comes at a price. Every lay-about relative and zoned-out friend will be looking
for a soft job.
Here's an example,
"Dear, you remember your cousin, Mortimer. He's Aunt Sarah's middle
son. Well, he's had such a rough go of it. But, now Aunt Sarah tells me that
since the doctors have adjusted his medications, he's doing much better. And
Auntie is very proud that he isn'tdrinking half as much. Maybe you
could use him for deliveries?"
You will need all your time to watch over and baby your baby, your new
business. You are not the family's or the neighborhood's or your old high
school's social worker. Did you feel sorry for Mortimer and wish him well? Of
course. Maybe you could refer him to Success.org and offer some words of
encouragement. Do not; do not give him a job! You are a business and not the
family's social welfare agency.
Word of mouth should rather quickly make your business a coveted place of
employment. You will know what you want to accomplish and you will be specific
in stating your high employee expectations. You will never ask anyone to do a
job that you wouldn't do yourself. You will be fair and understanding and
generous. Billionaire Richard Branson, Chairman Virgin Group, perspective is "What
matters is working with a few close friends, people you respect, knowing that
if times did turn bad these people would hold together."
You will attract and keep the best help because you will be constantly striving
to make yourself and your business the best that you and it can be.
And most importantly, you will lead by example and many others will want to
follow your example to their own successes. Probably the greatest opportunity
that you can provide an employee is to become a mentor to him or her. As a
mentor, you will have achieved success and respect.
Story:
Andy, As Broker
Andy's monthly
newsletters gave him a channel of communication to his investors. He wrote and
talked, but mostly listened and learned. His investors were his teachers.
He learned that about 20% of the investors did seem to have a bond with a
particular investment broker or a particular real estate agency. In reality,
80% of investors were really unaffiliated and open to solicitation. The client
field seemed open to Andy.
Don Nardo might have his thirty owners. Mr. Taylor had his eight trusted
clients. And, Mark Cherry, another old hand in the investment field from
Century 21, had 20 or so loyal clients. That was about it except for a few
scattered brokers who might have a few investors each in their pockets. The
rest, the overwhelming majority, could be considered amenable to Andy's
overtures. The business was there for Andy to develop.
All business and all property is
continually moving from old hands to young. Remember, on the day you die,
everything you own will belong to someone else.
Andy also
considered an important point. He was young. He could rationalize that since he
was less than half the age of Don, Mr. Taylor and Mark Cherry, that time was on
his side. He had 80% of the investors to work with now and, given his youth,
eventually he could expect to work with the other 20% or their successors. The
world constantly evolved.
The
newsletters were a nice aside but Andy wanted to be able to provide an even
more substantial service in his quest to develop investor loyalty. An obvious
answer was to solve the contractor problem. For Andy, it was to provide a
service that solved the contractor problem that he had been thinking about.
Andy wrestled with possible solutions. Suppose, rather than thinking about
investors as individual property owners, the Newton investment property owners
were considered as a block. Then, rather than one owner with one building and
another owner with three buildings, there was one group of owners with a common
interest and several hundred buildings. Working from this premise, there should
be experienced, reliable, professional contractors in the community smart
enough to realize that real estate investors, as a block, could be a plum for
their businesses.
Andy considered his "investor block"
idea from a contractor's perspective. Here are hundreds of buildings, some new
but mostly old, that require constant attention which means a constant stream
of work. There would be many large jobs and small. The large jobs could be
planned and scheduled in advance. The smaller jobs would be excellent fill-ins.
The contracting business was prone to time wasting. The heating contractor
wants to put in a boiler but the electrical contractor whose work must precede
the installation of the boiler hasn't finished and won't finish for another
three hours. Rather than having his crew sit on their hands and drink coffee
for three hours, the heating contractor can send his people out on three hours
worth of service calls. Efficiency.
And, perhaps best of all, all of the work would be local. The Newton plumber
doesn't have to drive 40 minutes to Dover to do a job and forty minutes back at
the end of the job. The Newton plumber would be working in Newton.
These were Andy's primary arguments and primary leverage points. If Mr.
Contractor was willing to show loyalty and give priority to "Andy's" investors, the selected
contractor would have plenty of work, plenty of local work.
Andy started his new research project using the Internet and the Yellow Pages.
He listed all of Newton's plumbers, electricians, carpenters, roofers, siding
contractors, glass companies, landscapers, tile installers, exterminators,
framers, excavators, kitchen and bath companies, masons, rug companies, ceiling
specialists, fence companies, waterproofing specialists, painters, wallpaper
hangers, hard wood floor sanders, insulation specialists and appliance repair
companies.
If he didn't have the bosses' names from each company, Andy called the company
and asked for the owner's or manager's name. As a start, Andy wrote a general
form letter to each contracting company outlining the potential for that
particular company to provide service to Taylor Realty's investors. Using a
simple, inexpensive mail merge program on his computer, Andy was easily able to
personalize each letter. Andy asked each contractor or manager to call him to
discuss this "exciting and
profitable" prospect further.
Andy wasn't ready to give away "his" investors' business. There was
too much potential business to give away. Andy wanted commitment and
concessions.
He considered his options. He really had two.
Let's take the example of All County Siding. He could
give his loyalty to All County Siding. He could say to All County Siding, "Listen, I have the inside track to
several hundred real estate investors with whom I work on a regular basis. This
group could represent a lot of potential siding business each year. If I call
you directly with a lead and you close the sale, I expect to receive a referral
commission equal to 15% of the job." This approach would give Andy an
immediate payback. On a $6,000 siding job, Andy would collect a $900 referral
fee. It was interesting and considering all the contracting possibilities,
potentially very lucrative."
Or, Andy could give his loyalty to his investors. He could say to All County
Siding, "Listen, I represent many of
the real estate investors in Newton. We have the potential to give a siding
company a great deal of business. I can't guarantee you that you'd be hired for
any specific job but I can guarantee you that we will give you the opportunity
to bid on many Newton jobs. In exchange for our showing All County Siding
consideration, we'd expect special consideration from you, let's say a 15%
discount. We'd call you directly and you'd have the option of writing the job
yourself and saving the sales commission or giving the sale to a salesperson of
your choice."
Andy weighed the choices. He could go for the front money and be immediately
paid by the contractors or provide the service on a "goodwill" basis to investors. In theory, the goodwill approach
should help stimulate investor loyalty and future for sale and rental listings
and future investor purchases.
If just these issues were tied to the choices, Andy would have had a difficult
decision. However, there was one overriding factor favoring one of the two
options. Being a goodwill ombudsman (middleman) between investors and
contractors might become a lot of work without immediate financial return to
Andy. However, over the long run, the goodwill approach would definitely bring
more buy/sell/lease/rent investment business to Taylor Realty. It would
position Andy to be aware of and participate as an agent/broker in more deals.
The bottom line was that the more deals in which Andy was involved, the greater
the likelihood that he could start to find ways to participate in deals as both
an agent/broker and investor.
Andy reasoned that the real money was in being an owner, an
investor himself. Andy felt that whatever avenue would best lead to this
objective was the way to go.
In the Master Real Estate Course, you will start to become an expert at
local real estate investing.
As Andy was working the contractor side of his investor service program, he was
also sending feelers out to a few owners with whom he felt a strong rapport,
giving each investor an overview of the service he intended to provide. The
response, to say the least, was very favorable. However, when he tested the
idea as a profit making venture by mentioning that he, Andy, might be receiving
referral fees and/or commissions from the contractors, the responses
immediately turned from favorable to neutral to negative. Andy felt that the
consensus of investor opinion to his receiving fees was that he, Andy, would
not be giving a service but selling a service. More than one investor talked
about "kickbacks." A kickback was money paid by a company to a middleman without the knowledge of the buyer.
The talk of "kickbacks" was
enough. Andy would run the service as a free service. Eventually the service
was to take hold so well that the two full time rental agents hired by Taylor
Realty were paid, in addition to their rental commissions, a $250 per week in
salary to run what was to be called the Investor Service Program (ISP).
Andy supervised the Investor Service Program. Firms willing to participate were
interviewed and asked to sign a letter of understanding that business referred
by Taylor would receive a certain discount. Over the years of the program,
firms were added and deleted. And firms moved up and down the pecking order on
the Taylor Realty call list depending upon the quality and dependability of
their work and their price. At first, Andy had to deal with some firms who, for
instance, offered a 20% discount and then jacked their prices up 20%. Also
factored into the equation were, for example, a firm who might charge $25 an
hour for work and offer a 20% discount against a firm offering the same work at
$18 an hour with a 10% discount. The better deal was obvious.
To participate in the ISP program, investors were asked to register with Taylor
Realty. The registration required an investor to meet with Andy on a quarterly
basis for a no-obligation Portfolio Review. The Portfolio Review, held at the
office over coffee for some investors, or as a breakfast or lunch meeting with
select investors, gave Andy an opportunity to discuss personally with each
owner his or her investment progress over the previous three months. Was he or
she interested in buying or selling, etc.? Had their rents changed? Did they
have any current or pending vacancies that Taylor Realty could help with? Etc.,
etc.
From the Portfolio Review, which in and of itself was a valuable service to
investors, owners could participate in the Investor Service Program. When they
had a problem, from a leaky roof to a leaky faucet, they didn't have to call
ten contractors. Instead, they could call Taylor Realty and Taylor Realty would
not only find them a contractor but have the work done at a discount. When they
had a remodeling project to be done, they could call Taylor Realty who would
call all the necessary contractors to have all the work done promptly and at a
discount. Or, they could call a contractor directly from the contractor
referral sheet provided by Taylor and mention that they were investors registered
with Taylor and also receive the discount.
From the newsletters and the investor service, came several spin-offs. There
were some investors who wanted full time property management services. They
didn't want Taylor Realty just to make calls on their behalf. They wanted
Taylor Realty to collect rents, hold keys, and to supervise both maintenance
requests and property improvements. They wanted their tenants to be able to
call Taylor Realty directly with problems since, under the more limited investor
service program, only owners and not tenants were allowed to request services.
By keeping the lines of communication
open with customers, you learn of new products and services that may prove
profitable. You may also learn of products and services that you may wish to
discontinue.
For property management services, Taylor Realty received a standard 6% to 10%
of gross rents. As with the rental split, 40% went to the company, 40% to the
property manager assigned and 20% to the property management lister, in most
cases, Andy. The day- to-day property management for the 40% split went to the
rental agents who now assumed the added role of property managers.
In the real estate business where weekly paychecks are rare, the rental agent
jobs at Taylor Realty were to become coveted assignments. The rental agents
received 40% of the rental fees, 40% of the management fees and the $150 a week
for the Investor Service Program (ISP) work. After the second year in
operation, both of Taylor Realty's rental agent/property managers earned over
$30,000.
During the first year of ironing out problems and improving the ISP system,
Andy was spending a good portion of his day on the telephone. Rather than
writing to all investors via the newsletter insert or talking with individual
investors on the telephone, why not get everybody together to talk? Why not have
monthly meetings of Newton investors?
For the first few months, the meetings were held in the Taylor Realty
conference office with attendance numbering in the teens. And, most of the
discussion revolved around the ISP system which everyone liked and everyone had
an idea on how to improve. However, as word spread investor to investor and
from Andy's newsletter and Andy's monthly calls, attendance grew to average 40
to 50 investors per month. The meeting place had to be switched to a local
hotel function room with complimentary coffee, snacks and a cash bar.
For each monthly "Taylor Realty
Investors' Roundtable Meeting," hosted by Mr. Taylor, who loved the
idea, and chaired by Andy, there was a guest speaker. Over the months,
municipal officials spoke. The building inspector talked about the building
codes pertaining to multiple dwelling and commercial property. The planning
board chairman sketched Newton's future direction. The health inspector
clarified health and safety issues. The assessor predicted tax rates. The
calendar was easily filled by lawyers talking about legal issues pertinent to
real estate investing. Accountants could be called upon to illustrate the tax
advantages and consequences of acquisition, operation and disposition of real
estate. There were bankers to speak about financing and architects about
building and remodeling.
Four times a year Andy was able to hold a new investors' clinic at the hotel.
The clinics were to explain the many benefits of real estate investing to
homeowners who might be considering making a second real estate investment.
Andy also started a website to present listings, provide statistics, offer
advice and answer questions.
This is the grunt work that leads
to a successful business. It is one product or service at a time. It is one
customer by one customer. It is solving one problem and then the next. It may
not be pretty but it is the route to a financially secure early retirement.
In general, the established investors were interested in acquiring larger
properties of four units and up, store blocks, office buildings and warehouses.
Most of these purchases were beyond the budgets and expertise of homeowners.
For the homeowner new to the purchase of income producing properties,
opportunities were presented to purchase a two- or three-family house, or a
condo or a second single family house. Andy always had a pitch ready for either
group. As a further inducement to attend the clinic, the potential investors
were given a "free" one-year's subscription to the company's
investors' newsletter.
Operational Limitations:
Most lawyers and accountants will not understand you and what you are tying to do. Most are competent and nice people but small thinkers. Listen to their words of caution. Be careful but keep moving forward.
Most average people like the comfortable security of the status quo. You must live in the now while seeing beyond the now to what could be.
Think very carefully about hiring friends and relatives. And then, think again.
In any large concern, seventy percent of the people are just going through the motions and doing enough work to not get fired. These people can be replaced at any time. Ten percent of people are doing nothing or are a divisive influence and should be replaced. The top ten percent are your winners and you should spoil them and keep them happy.
Seeds for thought:
What is meant by a team approach to business?
What type of independent professional help will you need to run your business?
Why should you work with professionals who have a specific knowledge of your industry?
How can you find competent industry-knowledgeable professionals?
Why must you be very careful in hiring friends and relatives for your business?
How does the lazy man go about finding employees?
What resources does a smart business owner use to find employees?
How should you treat your employees?
What is meant by a "kickback?"
Why did Andy decide to make his contracting referral service a "free" service?
How did Andy use ISP to gain new real estate business?
What was the purpose of the monthly Roundtable Meetings?
How did Andy get new investors interested in attending his new investor seminars?
Jargon:
Bid - to offer to purchase at a certain price.
Brainstorming session - a business meeting where ideas are presented and exchanged.
Client - a person who uses the professional services of another.
Commodity - a product that is subject to sale or trade.
Grandfathered - By the old rules
Initiative - to begin or introduce something new; to be creative.
Kickback - a percentage payment made to a person able to influence or control a source of income.
Lead - a prospective buyer.
Ombudsman - a middle man to handle requests and complaints.
The whole nine yards - Everything
Tongue in cheek – A joke, kidding
What makes him tick? – What is his motivation?
Questions and Answers:
You talk about small
business, but what's wrong with dreaming about big business? Is there something
wrong with wanting to be the next Bill Gates?
There is nothing wrong with thinking big, and good luck. But, if you set your
goals unreasonably high, you may find yourself working so hard and for so long
that you will be left with little time to enjoy the fruits of your success.
Making a decent honest living and securing your financial future are reasonable
goals to achieve for anyone following the three principles and adopting a
positive lifestyle. With your own small business, you may be able to earn
enough money in 15 or 20 years, so that you can retire as an industry investor,
pursue your personal potential, and relax.
The lives of the great financial achievers of the twentieth century are
well-documented. You can read the biographies of people like Bill Gates and
Donald Trump and Ted Turner. Often, in these and other such stories, you will
find people willing to risk it all to move up to the next level. If you had $10
million, would you risk it all to make $50 million, and then risk the $50
million to make $75 million, and on and on?
To be successful, you have to be somewhat of a risk-taker, but with the Master Small Business course, those
risks are calculated. Only you can decide if enough is enough.
I'm just completing an
insurance salesperson's training course and I'm raring to go. What would you be
thinking about doing during the first week?
One of the greatest motivational speakers and writers of this century was an
insurance salesman named W. Clement Stone. You should get your hands on all his
writings, and start reading.
Ask your company for a list of top producers and start making a plan on how you
intend to network with these winners. Can you take one to breakfast, lunch, or
dinner? Can you ask for ten minutes of their time for an interview? Will they
allow you to watch them work the phones or join them on a sales call? You might
be able to find profiles of super agents in your insurance industry publications,
and you can write or phone them for advice.
Devote time each day to learning more about your products and how those
products serve your clients.
The average person knows 250 people on a first-name basis. Begin your database
of 250, and keep adding names. You're a new agent and you're enthused. Put that
enthusiasm in writing, and make that the first of many direct mail pieces to
the names on your database. And, make sure that you have business cards in your
wallet and briefcase and car and pockets. You want to have those cards at the
ready because everyone you meet from now on must know what you do for a living,
and the quality product and service that you offer.
Can you recommend one or two books on success and motivation?
In the Status Reports at the end of each course, you will find a bibliography
of recommended books. You should consider your reading on the topics of success
and motivation to be a lifetime pursuit. And, these days, most of the great
motivational speakers have audio and DVD tapes to keep you on track toward your
own success.
Will there be a lot of repetition in the material? Yes, there will. Will you
read over and over again that you need persistence and determination and hard
work and objectives and goals? Exactly. Will the people doing the writing and
talking be people who have risen from failure to success? Yes. Will they be
coaches and teachers and preachers and business legends and millionaires and
billionaires? Yes. It will be all these people telling you all these things
that you already know but need to be reminded of all the time.
Action Plan:
Pick a business and look in the Yellow Pages and see if you can find any attorneys or accountants which list your business as a specialty.
In the course of your day, find workers who seem intelligent, enthusiastic, helpful and pleasant. Also, look for people who are pre-occupied, sullen and seem to be going through the motions. Start visualizing your team and how you will expect them to act.
In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Mark Twain
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Ben Jonson
One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.
Byron Nelson
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is wont to favor the bold.
Baltasar Gracian
He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.
Friedrich Nietzsche
There is nothing in life so exhilarating as to be shot at and not hit.
Winston Churchill
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Calvin Coolidge
When you believe you can-you can!
Maxwell Maltz
Practice without improvement is meaningless.
Chuck Knox
I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar.
Bob Richards
When you choose to be pleasant and positive in the way you treat others, you have also chosen, in most cases, how you are going to be treated others.
Zig Ziglar
My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match.
Bjorn Borg
Great crisis produce great men and great deeds of courage.
John F. Kennedy
A warrior must focus his attention on the link between himself and his death. Without remorse, sadness or worrying, he must focus his attention on the fact that he does not have time and let his acts flow accordingly. He must let each of his acts be his last battle on earth. Only under those conditions will his acts have their rightful power. Otherwise they will be, for as long as he lives, the acts of a fool.
Don Juan Matus
If you did not care at all what anyone else thought about you, what would you do differently or change in your life?
Brian Tracy
Every day you waste is one you can never make up.
George Allen
A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example.
Joe DiMaggio
Many times when fear starts to get me, my best chance of overcoming it lies in facing it squarely and examining it rationally.
Jack Nicklaus
It ain't braggin' if you can do it.
Dizzy Dean
Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Prudence keeps life safe, but does not often make it happy.
Samuel Johnson
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Oprah Winfrey
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
Nathan Hale
Each shot is important.
Gary Player
It is true that we shall not be able to reach perfection, but in our struggle toward it we shall strengthen our characters and give stability to our ideas, so that, whilst ever advancing calmly in the same direction, we shall be rendered capable of applying the faculties with which we have been gifted to the best possible account.
Confucius
Courage knows what not to fear.
Plato
Never change a winning game; always change a losing one.
Bill Tilden
If you do it right 51% of the time you will end up a hero.
Alfred P. Sloan
If you are poor, though you dwell in the busy marketplace, no one will inquire about you; if you are rich, though you dwell in the heart of the mountains, you will have distant relatives.
Chinese proverb
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Ambrose Bierce